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Emperor Drumpf’s elation

Wow. So, is anyone surprised that our Fearless Tweeter felt warped pleasure watching the Dems tear into each other, especially beating up on Megabucks Bloomberg, during the Nevada caucus debate? To be honest, I’m not; but I’m also deeply disgusted. You’d think our Orange Julius Caesar could find better ways of killing his “executive time” ….  Read More

When You’re Under Attack…

When your country is under attack you must fight back. When your way life is being threatened or your life itself, you must fight. Our leaders took an oath to protect us from enemies both foreign and domestic. But what about the invisible? While our DEMOCRACY is being threatened by Tyranny, and our election process ….  Read More

President* Pumpkinhead’s Pardon Pity Party

Just in time for Trump campaign advisor Roger “Nixon Tramp Stamp” Stone’s sentencing, our Orange Julius Caesar threw himself a dandy pardon and/or commutation party, excusing truckloads of fellow white collar criminals who made the mistake of getting caught and convicted, including former Illinois (Democratic) Governor Rod Blagojevich, the scumbag caught trying to auction off ….  Read More

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

So… Media mogul megabucks Mike Bloomberg magically qualifies for tomorrow’s Nevada Caucus debate on Comcast-Universal because he made it big on enough polls? Thanks to my state moving its primary from relative meaninglessness in June to being the biggest prize on “Super Tuesday” in March, we’re being inundated by campaign ads on damn near any ….  Read More

Gentleman, Stop Your Engines

I won’t lie; I don’t consider NASCAR or any other form of competitive racing to be truly a sport. And I’m bored to tears of watching people endure driving to the left on a loop for hours in over-amped cars. Still, I can’t pretend to act surprised that our Orange Julius Caesar flung himself aboard ….  Read More

I Have A Friend That I Love…

Her name is DEMOCRACY. Recently her boyfriend moved into her house. His name is Tyranny. He’s a bad dude. He says whatever he wants and does whatever he wants whenever he wants to do it. His lies fly like birds and multiply like rabbits. He is great at making people hate each other. But he’s ….  Read More

The American Bar Association Needs To Get Busy

“Department of Justice” and “Attorney General” have become oxymorons in Emperor Drumpf’s AmeriKKKa. From day one of Wilhelm Barr’s re-installment as our country’s top law man, he made it clear he is NOT our lawyer, but King Donald I’s personal fixer. Barr has decreed that all possible investigations into presidential candidate have to personally cleared ….  Read More

AMERICA

America, What a beautiful baby. She matured fast. Had a baby – DEMOCRACY. As Kings and their Kingdoms perished; Monarchies became Republics. Peoples’ Republics (Like China.) As some danced with Dictatorships, DEMOCRACY arrived. People went crazy. Everybody loved her except Kings, Monarchies, Republics,and Dictators. She’s gracious.She came bearing gifts. She gave the people; POWER. She ….  Read More

Waiting for the enemies list…

The Brothers Vindman, both good patriots trying to do their damnedest to advise the corrupt and ignorant Trump regime in its NSA, were summarily fired last week (along with EU Ambassador Gordie “Everybody was in the loop” Sondland) and escorted out of the White House as though either Army colonel was somehow a suspected spy… ….  Read More